My real name is Brad Mortensen. Born in 1958, I have no life to speak of outside of a computer. I am a professional programmer for a small company in Hudson Ohio, up around the Rock-&-Roll and Blizzard Capital of the World. Which would be Cleveland.
I used to be a Captain in the U.S. Air Force. I used to be married. Come to think of it, I used to be and do alot of things. Now I'm something else, but to be honest I can't tell you what for sure. If you figure it out first, feel free to let me know... But one thing I still am is a father. I have custody of my two wonderful daughters, Kiera (14) and Nicky (11).
If you're truly bored, and want to see a picture of Barkley that looks nothing like him, click here
Barkley is the nickname I use online. Since I chose it, you'd think it means something. Well, I'll tell you what a Barkley isn't. It isn't...
If you'd like to visit my favorite hangout, click below, login as guest, and see if I happen to be online at the world-famous
Or why not email me? I might even read it...
So, would you like to see some links to some other pages? Sure you would. Here is a list of some pages of people I consider my special friends. What they think of me, I fear I cannot say...
and just an odd link...
Q: What's red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes