The Bathroom Wall

So, got "the urge to purge", eh? Well, how about a little entertainment while you take care of business.

Please send any found grammatical or spelling errors to frnkzk@musenet.org.

I've been HTMLizing some of these documents off and on, although it's a very low priority. So some are HTML and some are plain text with carriage returns (meaning it won't stretch to your browser). 80-col screens should have no problems.

  • Unix System VI Release Notes (The Politically Correct UNIX)
  • Technical Terms Explained
  • Shooting Yourself in the Foot: The Definitive Guide to Programming Languages
  • Are they gloves, or are they panties?
  • A Primer for Political Correctness
  • The Pong FAQ!
  • Is there a Santa Claus?
  • Santa Claus, in a language computer gurus can understand
  • Dictionary, hormonal-style
  • You might be a redneck if... (Added: 4/3/95)
  • Signs of Getting Older (Added: 4/3/95)
  • So you want a day off, do you? (Added: 4/3/95)
  • Remember "the bases?" (Added: 4/21/95)
  • Letter from the Bill Clinton Statue Committee (Added: 4/27/95)
  • Male Computer Users are '90s Sex Symbol (Added: 5/6/95)
  • Oh, interplanetary contact was so close... (Added: 5/12/95)
  • And how many condoms would you like? (It's clean) (Added: 5/17/95)
  • Whose job is it? (Added: 5/22/95)
  • Why the Internet is Like a Penis (Added: 6/16/95)
  • The New Priest (Added: 6/20/95)
  • The Shit List (Added: 9/30/95)
  • A Discussion of Safe Sax (Added: 10/28/95)
  • A Politically Correct Christmas (Added: 12/18/95)
  • A Computer Glossary.. For The Rest of Us (Added: 12/20/95)
  • Anagrams for "Communications Decency Act" (Added: 2/18/96)
  • Murphy's Law! Learn it, and, unfortunately, live it.
  • Driving Across America (Added: 4/17/96)
  • Death By Insanity (The Darwin Award!) (Added: 4/17/96)
  • The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook (Added: 4/17/96)
  • Wired for Life (Added: 4/17/96)
  • Toasters (Added: 4/17/96)
  • The Canonical "Do It" List (Added: 4/17/96)
  • The Top 18 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet courtesy of the Top 5 list (Added: 7/14/96)
  • The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet (Added: 8/8/96)
  • Beatles Songs for Internet Geeks (Added: 8/8/96)
  • In the beginning, there was Unix... (Added: 8/8/96)
  • More Darwin Awards! (Added: 8/8/96)
  • The Archives of Father Darwin (Added: 8/10/96)
  • The Mermaid (Added: 8/8/96)
  • Horror Film Wisdom (Added: 8/8/96)
  • A Cyberpunk Song (Added: 8/8/96)
  • You might be a MUCKer (or any M*'er) if... (Added: 8/8/96)
  • The Gerbil (Added: 9/18/96)
  • 30 Fun Things to do while Driving (Added: 9/28/96)
  • Things to Do in a Final Exam that Does Not Matter (Added: 9/28/96)
  • How to Be Annoying (Added: 9/28/96)
  • The Italian who Went to Malta (Added: 9/28/96)
  • The Top 15 Signs that Peanuts is Getting Old (Added: 9/28/96)
  • The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College (Added: 10/4/96)
  • Lucky Frog (Added: 1/10/97)
  • Only in Merry Olde England (Added: 1/24/97)
  • The Lord's Prayer.. in Ebonics (Added: 1/24/97)
  • The World's Easiest Quiz! (Added: 1/24/97)
  • The Plan (Added: 6/15/97)
  • The 1997 Darwin Award Winner (Added very late: 6/15/97)
  • Psychic Dogs (Added: 6/15/97)

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